Be who you are and say what you feel because those that care do not matter and those that matter do not care 
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So I decided to get on a dating cite and try to meet some hot men in Columbus that I could at least date, and well I really hate to be the type of person, but this is so bizarre that I had to show my ladies ... does it shock and amaze you as much as me??

This guy messages me and basically asks me on a date, so I check out his profile and these are his profile pics:



I mean honestly ... I think I am an open minded person, but that man likes women?? I cannot even believe it, its funny and scary and well wierd!!!!!

Ohhh man, where the hell is my manly charming hunk?? Obviously not there

32 comments:

Angela said...

There are no words...I don't understand...OMG

Paige said...

O.
m.
g.

Really? This is what he wants women to see? I mean what do you think you're going to say? I love a man who can put on hose? I love a man who can work the spanx? I love a man in tights and uggs?

These are not traits on anyone-I-know's must-have list.

I just snorted.

Bianca J said...

O.M.G. Wow. I almost fell off my chair.

The Banded Lady said...

I'm pretty sure you shouldn't date someone who would want to share Spanx :)

Kim said...

Wow...words escape me right now.

Bandita Senorita said...

This is freaking hilarious (I say that knowing that you will find someone great!)! Oh my goodness! And I love the comments so far.

Stephanie F. said...

I have to comment but wasn't sure what to say... If I thought you were joking this would be hilarious... but you're not!

Stop looking and prince charming will find you.

AmeyinIdaho said...

O.M.G.!!! That's just sick and wrong on so many levels!!

Angie said...

AMAZING. I FUCKING LOVE OKSTUPID.

Maria said...

The spanx are the best! I wonder if he's actually scored any dates with those shots...

Ms. Chunky Chick said...

HA HA HA.....Just wanteds to let you know you are now responsible for me having to clean my monitor and change my clothes! I spit my coffee laughing soo hard! You just have to laugh. And dating is hard thankfully this guy is out right nutty. Sometimes you actually have to go on a date to find out. Don't give up and don't settle.

Miss Vickie "The Queen Bee" said...

Oh.....just oh!

Jacquie said...

I don't know what to say! I think it would be very appropriate to block him though!

Sandy Lee said...

That made me laugh. All I could think of in the last photo was where can I get me some of those Spanx. There really are good guys out there.

And I have to repeat what Miss Vickie said. Oh...just oh!

Carmen said...

what's wrong? he looks like a nice guy and those lime green spandex pants are HAWT!!!! omg can i have his contact info? i NEED him....


HAHAHAHAHHA!! omg what is wrong with people???

Ronke143 said...

speechless....and is he waring panty hose in that pic with the red shorts???

I don't understand lol.....I just don't....

Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit said...

He just wants to get into your pants. Literally...

-Grace- said...

OMFG. What in the hell is wrong with people? I'd think that one would try to keep their love for Spanx and spandex a secret until they lured someone in...

~ Katie ~ said...

OMG! He must want to swap clothes or something...thanks for the laugh, I needed it :)

Janelle said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?! OMG! This guy must be joking around if he wants to date YOU, a WOMAN, right?? Who in their right mind would put these pics up?!?! hahahhaa!

Blossom said...

Ahahaha! He`d probably want to borrow your spanks and tights!

Nella said...

OH MY GAWD! RUn sister, run!

SuperMegaAnna said...

I have to second the "Run sister, run"! :)

Stephanie said...

Oh. My. Goodness. I think I am going to go blind. :(

Lynne said...

holy wow.

Jess said...

wow even my fairiest of gay friends wouldn't wear that crap! I am beside myself in tears of laughter! hahahahahahaaaaaa

Em said...

Bahhhh hahahahaha That is hilarious! You may not date him but at least he's given you a laugh!

Em :)

Bella Noche said...

OMG...I'm probably having the same reaction as the 27 commenters above me, but WTF! That is too hilarious. It's so hard to find a "normal" guy these days...

kagead said...

That is absolutely hilarious!! I am an on and off online dater so I too have seen some of the insanity out there!!

I just saw your message about getting together when I am in C-bus and I wish I had seen it sooner. I got in last night and am heading out after the show ends at 1:00pm. I'll be back here in October or November, so let's try to plan something in Chicago next week!

Meli said...

omg this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen. he can't be serious. how creepy!

Lucas said...

I do believe this is the greatest thing I have seen all day! Wow!

Mary H. said...

That is UNBELIEVABLE. What is he thinking? Does that actually get him dates? With WHO? Not girls,....SURELY not girls!

So funny! And creep! LOL

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